It's pretty damn important that we're clear about our rules, so anytime we change them, you'll find a dedicated thread here announcing it. If there's a new thread here, you should be reading it.
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GeneralOut of Character forums where you can bullshit, play games, etc.
The Wild West where rules go to die. Post your flat-earth proof, cat memes, crypto pump schemes, or why pineapple absolutely belongs on pizza. Zero productivity guaranteed—just vibes, chaos, and the occasional ban for “excessive stupidity.” Enter at your own risk.
The official shrine to your narcissism. Flex your 4K screenshots, 12-second clips of “insane” drift combos, and memes so recycled they need a carbon offset. Quality not required—just volume.
The only “trusted” source that turns your 47-car pileup into “minor fender-bender” and your drive-by into “community fireworks display.” Official IC articles dropped fresh from Weazel News interns who still think “objectivity” is a map filter. Comment section is a war crime—post your hot takes, get ratio’d by 12 gangs, and watch the mayor threaten to sue for “emotional damages.” Refresh for new copium every hour.
Where your homeless meth-cooking taxi driver writes a 12-page backstory about his tragic Yale dropout days and everyone pretends to read it. Post your fanfic-tier lore dumps, sob stories, or “how I went from civilian to most-wanted in 45 minutes” essays. Bonus points if your character’s entire arc is just “I got RDM’d and now I hate cops.” Expect zero replies and one guy spamming clown emojis. Immortalize your pixel alter-ego here—because nobody else will.
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Player AffairsPlayer Affairs, home of Player & Staff Complaints, Ban Appeals, and Refund Requests.
Did something stupid that got you banned eh? Appeal it here. Failure to follow the guidelines will instantly lead to a denied appeal, so read the informational threads.
The suits upstairs who "approve" your tax hikes while LSPD tickets you for jaywalking and SADPH fines your hotdog cart for "emotional distress." Bureaucrats passing laws like "no drive-bys before 9 AM" from their bunker MLO—because nothing says "power" like hiding from the gangs you empowered.
The highway hall monitors with wraparound shades and egos bigger than their light bars. They live for pulling over anyone doing 1 MPH over while the real criminals are doing donuts on the beach. “License and registration” = their mating call.
Rural cops who show up three hours late with a stale donut and an attitude. They patrol dirt roads like they own them and will arrest you for “looking suspicious” if your car isn’t covered in rust. Bonus points if they mispronounce your name on the citation.
The finest boys in blue who’ll ticket you for breathing too loud while ignoring the guy doing 180 in a stolen Banshee. Don’t expect justice—just expect them to lose your report and still fine you for “obstructing paperwork.”
Your one-stop shop for ambulances that take 45 minutes to find you and health inspectors who’ll nuke your food truck for a single unwashed cilantro leaf. We save lives, ruin livelihoods, and still can’t figure out why half the state has the clap. “Sir, stop bleeding on the citation.”
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